♣ Aladdin ♣
Oh I come from a land, from a faraway place Where the caravan camels roam
Where it's flat and immense And the heat, is intense It's barbaric, but hey, it's
home When the wind's from the east And the sun's from the west And the sand
in the glass is right Come on down Stop on by Hop a carpet and fly To another
Arabian night Arabian nights Like Arabian days More often than not Are hotter
than hot In a lot of good ways Arabian nights 'Neath Arabian moons A fool off
his guard Could fall and fall hard Out there on the dunes
[Merchandise]
Ah, salaam and good evening to you my worthy friend. Please, Please come closer,
too close, a little too close, there welcome to Agrabah, city of mystery, of
enchantment. And the finest merchandise this side of the river Jordan on today!
Come on down, look at this. Yes, combination Hookaa and coffeemaker. Also
makes Julierine fries. Will not break, will not, ...... it broke. Oh, look at this! I've
never seen one of these kind of intact before. This is the famous Dead sea
Tupperware, listen. Ah, still good! Wait, don't go! I can see that you're only
interested in the exceptionally rare. I think then you would be most rewarded to
consider... this! Do not be fooled by its commonplace appearance. Like so many
things, it is not what is outside, but what is inside that accounts. This is no
ordinary lamp! It once changed the course of a young man's life. A young man,
who liked this lamp, was more than what he seemed. A diamond in the rough.
Perhaps you would like to hear the tale? It begins on a dark night. Where a dark
man waits. With a dark purpose.
[Jafar]
You are late.
[Thief]
A thousand apologies. O, patient one.
[Jafar]
You have it then?
[Thief]
I had to slit a few throats. But I got it. Uh, uh, uh, ...... the treasure. ...
[Iago]
Don't! ...
[Jafar]
Trust me, my pungent friend. You'll get what's coming to you.
[Iago]
What's coming to you. Awk!
[Jafar]
Quickly! Follow the trail! Faster! At last, after all my years of searching, the cave
of wonders!
[Iago]
The cave of wonders!
[Thief]
By allah!
[Jafar]
Now, remember, bring me the lamp! The rest of the treasure is yours, but the lamp
is mine!
[Iago]
Awk! The lamp! Awk! The lamp! Geez, where'd ya dig this bozo up?
[Jafar]
Shh
[Cave of wonders]
Who disturbs my slumber?
[Thief]
It is ......, it is I, Gazeem, a humble thief.
[Cave of wonders]
Know this, Only one may enter here. One whose worth lies far within. A diamond
in the rough.
[Jafar]
What are you waiting for? Go on!
[Cave of wonders]
Seek thee out! The diamond in the rough. Diamond in the rough.
[Iago]
I can't believe it. I just don't believe it. We're never gonna get ahold of that
stupid lamp! Just forget it, look at this, look at this. I'm so ticked off that I'm
molting!
[Jafar]
Patience, Iago, patience. Gazeem was obviously less than worthy.
[Iago]
Oh, there's a big surprise, That's an incred...I think I'm gonna have a heart attack
and die from that surprise. What are we gonna do? We got a big problem here. A
big...
[Jafar]
Yes, Only one may enter. I must find this one. The diamond in the rough.
[Man]
Stop, thief! I'll have your hands for a trophy, street rat!
[Aladdin]
All this for a loaf of bread, whoa!
[Man]
There he is! You won't get away so easy!
[Aladdin]
You think that was easy?
[Man]
You two, over that way! And you, follow me! We'll find him!
[Aladdin]
Good morning, ladies?
[Lady]
Getting into trouble a little early today, aren't we, Aladdin?
[Aladdin]
Trouble, no way! you're only in trouble if you get caught.
[Man]
Gotcha!
[Aladdin]
I'm in trouble!
[Man]
And this time
[Aladdin]
Perfect timing, Abu, as usual.
[Abu]
Hello!
[Song]
Come on! let's get outta here! Gotta keep One jump ahead of the bread line
One swing ahead of the sword I steal only what I can't afford That's everything!
One jump ahead of the lawmen That's all, and that's no joke These guys don't
appreciate I'm broke Riffraff! Street rat! Scoundrel! Take that! Just a little snack,
guys Rip him open, take it back, guys I can take a hint, gotta face the facts You're
my only friend, Abu! Who? Oh it's sad Aladdin's hit the bottom He's become a
one-man rise in crime I'd blame parents except he hasn't got 'em Gotta eat to live,
gotta steal to eat Tell you all about it when I got the time! One jump ahead of the
Slowpokes One skip ahead of my doom Next time gonna use a nom de plume One
jump ahead of the hitman One hit ahead of the flock I think I'll take a stroll around
the block Stop, thief! Vandal! Abu! Scandal! Let's not be too hasty Still, I think he's
rather tasty Gotta to live, gotta steal to eat Otherwise we'd get along Get him! He's
got a sword! You idiots! We've all got swords! One jump ahead of the hoofbeats
One jump One hop ahead of the hump Think fast One trick ahead of disaster Sound
off They're quick, but I'm much faster Take that! Here goes, better throw my hand
in Wish me happy landin' All I gotta do is jump Yuck! Oy!
[Aladdin]
And now, esteemed effendi, we feast All right
[Abu]
Uh -oh
[Aladdin]
Here, go on, take it.
[Abu]
Ah, Don't, huh?
[Man1]
On his way to the palace, I suppose.
[Man2]
Another suitor for the princess.
[Prince]
Out of my way! You filthy brats!
[Aladdin]
Hey, if I were as rich as you, I could afford some manners.
[Prince]
Oh! I'll teach you some manners!
[Abu]
Yuck!
[Aladdin]
Look at that! Abu. It's not everyday you see a horse with two near ends.
[Prince]
Ha you! Are a worthless street rat. You were born a street rat. You'll die a street
rat. And only your fleas will mourn you.
[Aladdin]
I'm not worthless. And I don't have fleas. Come on. Abu. Let's go home.
[Song]
Riffraff, street rat I don't buy that If only they'd look closer Would they see a
poor boy? No, sire They'd find out There's so much more to me
[Aladdin]
Someday Abu, things are gonna change. We'll be rich, live in a palace. And never
have any problems at all.
[Prince]
I've never been so insulted!
[King]
Oh, prince Achmed! You're not leaving so soon, are you?
[Prince]
Good luck marrying her off!
[King]
Oh, Jasmine! Jasmine, Jasmine! Aah! Ooh! Confound it, Rajah! So, this is why
prince Achmed stormed out.
[Jasmine]
Oh father, Rajah was just playing with him. Weren't you, Rajah? You were just
playing with that overdressed, self-absorbed prince Achmed, weren't you?
[King]
Dearest, you've got to stop rejecting every suitor who comes to call. The law says
you must be married... to a prince by your next birthday.
[Jasmine]
The law is wrong.
[King]
You're only got three more days.
[Jasmine]
Father, I hate being forced into this. If I do marry, I want it to be for love.
[King]
Jasmine, it's not only this law. I'm not going to be around forever. I just want to
make sure you're taken care of provided for.
[Jasmine]
Please try to understand. I've never done a thing on my own. I've never had any
real friends. Except you, Rajah. I've even never been outside the palace walls.
[King]
But Jasmine, You're a princess!
[Jasmine]
Then maybe I don't wanna be a princess anymore!
[King]
Allah forbid you should have any daughters! I don't know where she gets it from.
Her mother wasn't nearly so pickly. Ah, Jafar, my most trusted advisor. I am in
desperate need of your wisdom.
[Jafar]
My life is but to serve you, my lord.
[King]
It's this suitor business. Jasmin refuses to choose her husband. I'm at my wit's end.
[Iago]
Awk! Wit's end!
[King]
Oh, have a cracker, pretty polly.
[Jafar]
Your majesty certainly has a way with dumb animals. Now then, perhaps I can
divine a solution to this thorny problem.
[King]
If anyone can help... It's you.
[Jafar]
But it... would require the use of the mystic blue diamond.
[King]
Oh! My ring? But it's been in the family for years.
[Jafar]
It is necessary to find the princess's suitor. Don't worry. Everything will be fine.
[King]
Everything will be fine.
[Jafar]
The diamond...
[King]
Here, Jafar. Whatever you need will be fine.
[Jafar]
You're almost gracious, my Liege. Now, run along, and play with your pretty toys.
Hmm?
[King]
Yes, That will be pretty good.
[Iago]
I can't take it anymore. If I gotta choke down on one more of those moldy,
disgusting crackers, bam, whack!
[Jafar]
Calm yourself, Iago.
[Iago]
Then I'd grab him around the head!
[Jafar]
Soon, I will be Sultan. Not that addlepated twit!
[Iago]
Then I stuff the crackers down his throat!
[Jasmin]
Oh, I'm sorry Rajah. But I can't stay here and have my life lived for me. I'll miss
you. Good-bye.
[Aladdin]
OK. Abu, go!
[Man]
Try this. Your taste buds will dance and sing. Hey! Get ooh! Get your paws off
that! Why you! Get away from here! You cursed, filthy ape!
[Abu]
Bye-Bye!
[Aladdin]
Nice going, Abu. Breakfast is served.
[Abu]
All right.
[Man1]
Pretty lady, buy a pot. No finer pot in brass or silver.
[Man2]
Sugar dates! Sugar dates and figs! Sugar dates and pistachios!
[Man3]
Would the lady like the necklace? A pretty necklace for a pretty lady.
[Man4]
Fresh fish! We catch 'em, you buy 'em!
[Jasmin]
I don't think so. Oh, excuse me. I'm really very sorry.
[Aladdin]
Wow!
[Abu]
Oh! Hello, hello.
[Jasmin]
Oh, you must be hungry. Here you go.
[Man]
You'd better be able to pay for that.
[Jasmin]
Pay?
[Man]
No one steals from my cart.
[Jasmin]
I'm sorry sir. I don't have any money.
[Man]
Thief!
[Jasmin]
Please if you let me go the palace, I can get some from the Sultan.
[Man]
Do you know what the penalty is for stealing?
[Jasmin]
Oh, no. Please.
[Aladdin]
Oh, thank you, kind sir. I'm so glad you found her. I've been looking all over for
you.
[Jasmin]
What are you doing?
[Aladdin]
Just play along.
[Man]
Uh, You know this girl?
[Aladdin]
Sadly yes. She's my sister. She's a little crazy.
[Man]
She said she knew the Sultan.
[Aladdin]
She thinks the monkey is the Sultan.
[Jasmin]
Oh, wise Sultan, how may I serve you?
[Aladdin]
Tragic, isn't it? But, no harm done. Now, come along sis. Time to go see the
doctor.
[Jasmin]
Oh, hello doctor. How are you?
[Aladdin]
No, no, no, not that one. Come on Sultan.
[Man]
What is it? Come back here you little thieves!
[Iago]
With all due respect, your rottenness. Couldn't we just wait for a real storm?
[Jafar]
Save your breath, Iago. Faster!
[Iago]
Yes, O mighty evil one!
[Jafar]
Part, sands of time, reveal to me. The one who can enter the cave. Yes, yes!
There he is. My diamond in the rough.
[Iago]
That's him? That's the down we've been waiting for?
[Jafar]
Let's have the guards to extend him an invitation to the palace, shall we?
[Iago]
Swell.
[Aladdin]
Almost there.
[Jasmin]
I want to thank you for stopping that man.
[Aladdin]
Ah, forget it. So, uh, this is your first time in the marketplace, huh?
[Jasmin]
Is it that obvious?
[Aladdin]
Well, You do kind of stand out. I mean you don't seem to know how dangerous,
Agrabah can be.
[Jasmin]
I'm a fast learner.
[Abu]
Wow
[Aladdin]
Hey. Come on. This way. Watch your head there. Oh! Be careful!
[Jasmin]
Is this where you live?
[Aladdin]
Yep! Just me and abu. Come and go as we please.
[Jasmin]
That sounds fabulous.
[Aladdin]
Well, It's not much. But it's got a great view. Wow, The palace looks pretty
amazing huh?
[Jasmin]
It's wonderful.
[Aladdin]
I wonder what it would be like to live there and have servants and valets.
[Jasmin]
Sure, the people who tell you where to go and how to dress.
[Aladdin]
It's better than here. You're always scraping for food and ducking the guards.
[Jasmin]
You're not free to make your own choices.
[Aladdin]
Sometimes you feel so trapped.
[Jasmin]
Your just trapped.
[Aladdin]
Uh, So, where are you from?
[Jasmin]
What does it matter? I ran away and I am not going back.
[Aladdin]
Really? How come?
[Jasmin]
My father's forcing me to get married.
[Aladdin]
Oh, that's, that's awful, Abu?
[Jasmin]
What?
[Aladdin]
Uh, Abu says, uh, that's not fair.
[Abu]
What?
[Jasmin]
Oh, did he?
[Aladdin]
Yeah, of course.
[Jasmin]
And does Abu have anything else to say?
[Aladdin]
Well, and he wishes there was something he could do to help.
[Abu]
Oh boy!
[Jasmin]
Tell him that's very sweet.
[Guard]
Here you are!
[Jasmin & Aladdin]
They're after me! They're after you!
[Jasmin]
Father must have sent them ∼
[Aladdin]
Do you trust me?
[Jasmin]
What?
[Aladdin]
Do you trust me?
[Jasmin]
Yes.
[Aladdin]
Then, Jump!
[Guard]
We just keep running into each other, don't we street rat.
[Aladdin]
Run, go, get out of here!
[Jasmin]
What are you doing here?
[Guard]
You sticky little..
[Aladdin]
No!
[Guard]
It's the dungeon for you, boy.
[Aladdin]
Hey, Hey, get off me.
[Jasmin]
Let him go.
[Guard]
Lookee here, men. A street mouse.
[Jasmin]
No! Aah! hey! Unhand him, by order of the princess.
[Guard]
Princess Jasmin!
[Aladdin & Abu]
The princess?
[Guard]
What are you doing outside the palace? And with this street rat?
[Jasmin]
That's not your concern. Do as I command, release him.
[Guard]
I would, princess. Except my order come from Jafar. You have to take it up with
him.
[Jasmin]
Believe me, I will.
[Jasmin]
Jafar!
[Jafar]
Princess!
[Iago]
Jafar! I'm stuck!
[Jafar]
How may I be of service to you?
[Jasmin]
The guards just took a boy from the market on your orders!
[Jafar]
Your father's charged me with keeping peace in Agrabah. And the boy was a
criminal.
[Jasmin]
What was his crime?
[Iago]
I can't breathe, Jafar!
[Jafar]
Why, kidnapping the princess, of course.
[Iago]
If you could just. That hurt!
[Jasmin]
He didn't kidnap me. I ran away!
[Jafar]
Oh, dear. How frightfully upsetting. Had I but known.
[Jasmin]
What do you mean?
[Jafar]
Sadly the boy's sentence has already been carried out.
[Jasmin]
What sentence?
[Jafar]
Death!
[Jasmin]
Oh!
[Jafar]
By be heading.
[Jasmin]
No!
[Jafar]
I'm exceedingly sorry princess.
[Jasmin]
How could you?
[Iago]
Oh! So, how did it go?
[Jafar]
I think she took it... rather well.
[Jasmin]
It's all my fault, Rajah. I didn't even know his name.
[Aladdin]
She was the princess. I can't believe it. I must have sounded so stupid to her
[Abu]
Yoo-hoo! Aladdin! Hello!
[Aladdin]
Abu! Down here! Hey come on. Help me outter these. Hey, She was in trouble. Ah,
She was worth it.
[Abu]
Yeah- yeah- yeah-
[Aladdin]
Don't worry Abu. I'll never see her again. I'm a street rat, remember? And there's
a law. She's got to a marry a prince. She deserves a prince.
[Abu]
Ta- da!
[Aladdin]
I'm a ... I'm a fool.
[Jafar]
You're only a fool if you give up, boy
[Aladdin]
Who are you?
[Jafar]
A lowly prisoner like yourself. But together perhaps we can be more!
[Aladdin]
I'm listening.
[Jafar]
This is a cave, boy. A cave of wonders filled with treasures...beyond your widest
dreams.
[Abu]
Ooh!
[Jafar]
Treasure enough to impress... even your princess. I'd wagner.
[Iago]
Jafar, can you hurry up? I'm dying in here. Ow!
[Aladdin]
But the law says that only a prince can...
[Jafar]
You've heard of the Golden Rule, haven't you? Whoever has the gold makes the
rule.
[Aladdin]
So Why would you share all the wonderful treasure with me?
[Jafar]
I need young pair of legs and a strong back to go in after it.
[Aladdin]
Uh, one problem. It's out there? We've in here?
[Jafar]
Things are always what they seem. So do we have a deal?
[Abu]
Oh, I dont know.
[Cave of Wonder]
Who disturbs my slumber?
[Aladdin]
Uh, it is I, Aladdin
[Cave of Wonder]
Proceed. Touch nothing but the lamp.
[Jafar]
Remember boy, first fetch me the lamp... and then you shall have your reward!
[Aladdin]
Come on Abu.
[Abu]
Aladdin!
[Aladdin]
Would ya look at that
[Abu]
Oh, oh!
[Aladdin]
Just a handful of this stuff would make me richer than the Sultan... Abu! No! Don't
touch anything. We've gotta find the lamp.
[Abu]
Huh? Aladdin! Aladdin!
[Aladdin]
Abu, Will you knock it off? Abu, What are you crazy?
[Abu]
Oh?
[Aladdin]
A magic carpet! Come on, come on out. We're not gonna hurt ya. Hey, take it easy
Abu. He's no gonna bite. Thanks. Hey wait a minute. Don't go. Maybe you can
help us?
[Abu]
Hey whoh!
[Aladdin]
Whoa! You see, we're tryin' to find this lamp. I think he knows where it is Wait
here!
[Abu]
Oh! Huh? Oh! Ah?
[Aladdin]
This is it? This is what we came all day to the way down here to...Abu! No....
[Cave of Wonder]
Infidels!
[Abu]
Uh! Oh!
[Cave of Wonder]
You have touched the forbidden treasure. Now you will never again. See the light
of day!
[Aladdin]
Whoa! Whoa!
[Abu]
Help!, Help!, Help!
[Aladdin]
Whoa! Carpet, let's move! Abu? A-A-Abu, This is no time to panic! Start
panicking! Whoa! whoa! whoa! Help it out!
[Jafar]
Throw me the lamp
[Aladdin]
I can't hold on! Give me your hand!
[Jafar]
First give me the lamp! Yes. At Last!! Hey--
[Aladdin]
What are you doing?
[Jafar]
Giving you your reward. You eternal reward. Ow! It's mine. It's all mine. I...
where is it? No! No!
[King]
Jasmin? Oh! dearest, What's wrong?
[Jasmin]
Jafar has ... done something terrible.
[King]
Now there, there, my dear. Well, set it right. Now tell me everything.
[Abu]
Aladdin, Aladd..
[Aladdin]
Oh my head. We're trap. That two faced son of a jackall! Oh, whoever was he's
long gone with that lamp.
[Abu]
Aha?
[Aladdin]
Why? you hairy little thief!
[Abu]
Yeah!
[Aladdin]
Looks like such a beat up worthless piece of junk. Hey, hey, I think there's
something written here but... It's, it's hard to make out.
[Genie]
Aaah! Oy! Ten thousand years will give you such a creek in the neck. Hang one a
second.! Wow! wow! Does it fell good to be outta there. I'm tellin' ya, nice to be
backs ladies and gentlemen. Hi! Where you from? What's your name?
[Aladdin]
Uh, uh, uh, uh, Aladdin
[Genie]
Aladdin! Hello, Aladdin, nice to meet ya on the show. Can we call ya Al or maybe
just Din? Or how about Laddie? Sounds like "Here boy!" Come on Laddie.
[Aladdin]
I must have hit my head harder I thought.
[Genie]
Do you smoke? Mind if I do? Oh sorry, Cheetah. Hope I didn't singe their fur.
Yo, Rugman, haven't seen you in a few millennia. Give me some tassel! Ha! Yeah!
Yo! Say, you're a lot of smaller than my last master. Either that or I'm getting
bigger. Look at me from the side. Do I took different t you?
[Aladdin]
Wait -- Wait a minute. I'm your master?
[Genie]
That's right! He can be taught! What would you wish for me? The ever impressive,
the long contained, the often imitated but never duplicated! duplicated! duplicated!
duplicated! duplicated! Ginie of the lamp! Right here direct from the lamp right
here for you very much whisk fulfillment. Thank you!
[Aladdin]
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Wish fulfillment?
[Genie]
Three wishes to be exact, and ix-nayon the wishing for more wishes. That's it three!
No substitutions, exchange of refunds.
[Aladdin]
Now I know I'm dreaming.
[Genie]
Master! I don't think you quite realize... what you've got have so why don't you just
ruminate...whilst I illuminate the possibilities? Well Ali Baba had them forty thieves
Scheherazad-ie had a thousand tales. But master you in luck 'cause up your sleeves.
You got a brand of magic never fails. You got some power in your corner now.
Some heavy ammunition in your camp. You got some punch, pizzazz, yahoo and
how. See all you gotta do is rub that lamp. And I'll say. Mister Aladdin, sir.
What will your pleasure be? Let me take your order. Jot it down. You ain't never
had a friend like me No no no. Life is your restaurant. And I'm your maitre'd.
Come on whisper what it is you want. You ain't never had a friend like me. Yes
sir, we pride ourselves on service. You're the boss. The king, the shah. Say what
you wish. It's yours! True dish. How about a little more Baklava? Have some of
column "A". Try all of column "B". I'm in the mood to help you dude. You
ain't never had a friend like me. Wa! wa! wa! Oh! my! Wa! wa! wa! my! my!
La! di! da! di! da! Can your friends do this? Do your friends do that? Do your
friends full this out their little hat? Can your friends go, poof! Well, looky here.
Can your friends go, Abracadabra, let'er rip. And then make the sucker disappear?
So doncha sit there slack jawed, buggy eyed I'm here to answer all your midday
prayers. You got me bona fide, certified. You got a genie for your charge
d'affaires. I got a powerful urge to help you out. So what-cha wish? I really
wanna know. You got a list that's three miles long, no doubt. Well, all you gotta
do is rub like so-and oh. Mister Aladdin, sir, have a wish or two or three. I'm on
the job, you big nabob. You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend. You
ain't never had a friend, never had a friend. You ain't never had a friend like me.
Ya! ha! ha! Wa! ha! ha! You ain't never had a friend like me, hah! So what'll be
master?
[Aladdin]
You're gonna grate me any three wishes I want, right?
[Genie]
Uh, almost. Three are a few, uh, provisors a- a- couple of quid pro quos.
[Aladdin]
Like.
[Genie]
Uh, Rule manner one: I can't kill anybody. So don't ask. Or Rule number two: I
can't make anybody fall in love with anybody else. You little punim, there Rule
manner three: I can't bring people back from the dead. It's not pretty picture. I
don't like doing it! Other than that, you got it.
[Aladdin]
Ohh!
[Abu]
Hmm!
[Aladdin]
Provissors? You mean imitations on wishes? Some all-powerful Genie. Can't ever
bring people back from the dead. I don't know Abu. He probably can't even get us
out of this care. Looks like we're gonna have to find a way out of here.
[Genie]
Excuse me. Are you lookin' at me? Did you rub my hand? Did you wake me
up? Did you bring me here? And all of the sudden you're walkin' out on me? I
don't think so. Not right now. You're gettin' your wishes! So sit down! In care of
emergency, the exits are here here here here here any where keep your hands and
aims inside the carpet. We've outta here!
[King]
Jafar, this is an outrage. If it weren't for all your years of loyal service... But for
now on, you're to discuss sentencing of prisoners with me... Before they are
beheaded!
[Jafar]
I assure you. Your Highness. It won't happen again.
[King]
Jasmin, Jafar now let's put this...Whole messy business behind us... Please
[Jafar]
My most abject ... and humblest apologies to you as well, Princess.
[Jasmin]
At least some good will come of my being-forced to marry when I am a queen I
will have the power to get rid of you
[King]
There now that's nice. All settle then. Now Jasmin, getting back to suitor business
-- Jasmin? Jasmin!
[Jafar]
If only I had gotta that lamp!
[Iago]
"I will have the power to get rid of you" Oh!
[Jafar]
No Iago, only will she finds that chump husband, Then she'll have us banished or be
headed.
[Iago]
Oh! Wait a minute! Wait a minute! Jafar, What if you were the chump husband?
[Jafar]
What?
[Iago]
Okay, okay, you marry the Princess. All right. And-and uh, you--Then you become
the Sultan.
[Jafar]
Oh! marry the shrew. I become a Sultan. The idea has merit.
[Iago]
Yes! Merit! Yes And then, we drop ... papa-in-law and the little woman off a cliff.
Aah! Ker-splat!
[Jafar]
I love the way your foul little mind works.
[Genie]
Thank you for choosing Magic carpet for all your travel needs. Don't stand until the
rug has come to a complete stop. Thank you. Good-bye now. Good-bye. Good-bye.
Thank you. Good-bye. Well, how about that, Mr. Doubting Mustafa?
[Aladdin]
Oh you sure showed me. Now about my three wishes.
[Genie]
Dost my ears deceive me? Three? You're down by one, boy!
[Aladdin]
Ah, no, I never actually wishes to get out of the cave. You did that on your own.
[Genie]
Well, I fell sheepish. All right, you bad boy. But no more freebies.
[Aladdin]
Fair deals. So, three wishes. Hmm, I want them to be good. What would you wish
for?
[Genie]
Me? No one ever ask me that before. Well In my case ... Ah! forget it
[Aladdin]
What?
[Genie]
No, I can't.
[Aladdin]
Come on. Tell me
[Genie]
Freedom.
[Aladdin]
You're a prisoner?
[Genie]
It's all part and and parcel the whole genie dig. Phenomenal cosmic powers l tty
-bitty living space.
[Aladdin]
Ah Genie, that's terrible.
[Genie]
But, oh to be free. Not to have to go: Poof! What do you need! Poof! What do
you need! Poof! What do you need! To be my own master. Such a they would be
greater than all the magic and all the treasure in all the world. But wat am I
thinking about. Let's get real here. It's not gonna happen. Genie wake up and smell
the hummus.
[Aladdin]
Why not?
[Genie]
The only way I get out of this ... is if my master wishes me out. So if you can
guess how often that's happened.
[Aladdin]
I'll do it. I'll set your free.
[Genie]
Uh.. huh ...yeah right.
[Aladdin]
No really I promise. After I make my first two wishes, I use my third wish to set
your free.
[Genie]
Well here's hopin'. All right. Let's some magic! So how 'bout it? What it is your
want most?
[Aladdin]
Well there is this girl.
[Genie]
Wrong! I can't make anybody fall in love with, remember?
[Aladdin]
Ah but- but, Genie. She's smart and -and -fun and..
[Genie]
Pretty?
[Aladdin]
Beautiful! She's gotta these eyes that just-- and this hair--Wow! And her smile. But
she is the Princess. To even have a chance. I'd have to be -- Hey can you make
me a Prince?
[Genie]
Uh, let's see here. la king? Nope! Alaskan King Crab. Ow! I hate it when they
do that Caesar salad? Nope! Aha! "To Make A Prince" Now, is third an official
wish? Say the magic words.
[Aladdin]
Genie I wish for you to make a prince
[Genie]
All right. First that fez and vest combo is much too third Century. These patches
what are we trying to say beggar? No. Let's work with me here. Ooh! I like it.
Now still needs something. What does it say to me? It's says mod of transportation.
Excuse me monkey boys. Monkey over here.
[Abu]
Oh-oh!
[Genie]
Here he comes and what better way to make your grand entrance ...on the street of
Agrabah than riding your vary own brand new camel. Watch out! They spit! Mmm.
Not enough. Still not enough. Oh Let's see. What do you need? What do you need?
Yes! He is a lalumboo! Shimin! dumbo! Wow! talk about your trunk space. Check
this action out.
[Aladdin]
Abu You look good!
[Genie]
He's got the outfit. He's got the elephant. But we're not through yet. Hang on your
turban, kid We're gonna make you a star!
[Jafar]
Sire! I have found a solution to the problem without your daughter
[Iago]
Awk! The problem without your daughter!
[King]
Oh, oh, really-- what..
[Jafar]
Right here
[King]
Ohh!
[Jafar]
"If the princess has met chosen a husband by the appointed time, then the sultan
shall choose for her".
[King]
B-But Jasmin hated all those suitors. How could I choose someone hates?
[Jafar]
Not to worry my Liege. There is a more. "If in the event a suitable prince cannot
be found, ..."
[Iago]
Jerk!
[Jafar]
"A princess must then be wed to ... I... Hmm.. interesting.
[King]
What? Who?
[Jafar]
"The Royal Vizier". Why, that would be me.
[King]
But I thought the law says that only a prince can marry a princess. I'm quite a sure
that I ...
[Jafar]
Desperate time call for desperate measures. My Lord.
[King]
Yes, desperate measures.
[Jafar]
You'll order the princess to marry me
[King]
I will order the Princess to ... But you're so old.
[Jafar]
The Princess will marry me!
[King]
Princess will marry ...What! What is that? Oh that music? What! Jafar you must
come and see this.
[Song]
Make way for Prince Ali. Say hey! It's Prince Ali. Hey! Clear the way in the old
Bazaar. Hey you! Let us through! It's a bright new star! Oh come! Be the first
on your block to meet his eye! Make way! Here he comes! Ring bells! Bang the
drums! Are you gonna love this guy! Prince Ali! Fabulous he! Ali Ababwa
Genuflect, show some respect. Down on one knee! Now, try your best to stay
calm. Brush up your Sunday salarm. Then come and meet his spectacular coterie.
Prince Ali! Mighty is he! Ali Ababwa. Strong as ten regular men, definitely! He
faced the galloping hordes. A hundred bad guys with swords. Who sent those
goons to their lords? Why, Prince Ali. He's got seventy-five golden camels. Don't
they look lovely June? Purple peacocks. He's got fifty-three Fabulous, Harry I
love the features. When it comes to exotic-type mammals Has he got a zoo? I'm
telling you, it's a world-class menagerie! Prince Ali! Handsome is he, Ali Ababwa.
That physique! How can I speak? Weak at the knee. Well, get on out in that
square. Adjust your veil and prepare. To gawk and grovel and stare at Prince Ali!
He's got ninety-five white Persian monkeys He's got the monkeys, let's see the
monkeys! And to view them he charges no fee He's generous, so generous! He's
got slaves, he's got servants and flunkies Proud to work for him They bow to his
whim, love serving him. They're just lousy with loyalty to Ali! Prince Ali! Prince
Ali! Amorous he! Ali Ababwa! Heard your princess was a sight lovely to see And
that, good people, is why he got dolled up and dropped by. With sixty elephants,
Ilamas galore. With his bears and lions. A brass band and more With his forty
fakirs, his cooks, his bakers. His birds that warble on key. Make way for Prince
Ali!
[King]
Splendid, absolutely, marvelous.
[Aladdin]
Your Majesty. I have journeyed from affair to seek your daughter's hand.
[King]
Prince Ali Ababwa, of cause. I'm delight to meet you. Uh- uh-uh, This is my Royal
Vizier Jafar. He's delighted too
[Jafar]
Ecstatic, I'm afraid Prince Abooboo...
[Aladdin]
Ababwa.
[Jafar]
Y- Whatever. You cannot just parade in here uninvited and expended to ...
[King]
By Alla, This is quite a remarkable device. Oh! Ch-ch I don't suppose I might, uh,
hmm.
[Aladdin]
Why certainly Your Majesty. Allow me.
[King]
Woop!
[Jafar]
Sire! I must advice against this.
[King]
Oh! Button up. Jafar. Learn to have a little fun.
[Jafar]
Just where did you say you were from?
[Aladdin]
Oh, uh, uh, much farther than you've traveled I'm sure.
[Jafar]
Try me.
[King]
Look at polly! Hey watch it, hey watch it, hey watch it, with a dumb rug. Oh, gee!
[Iago]
Have a cracker! Have a cracker! Have a cracker! Have a cracker! Have a cracker!
[King]
Out of the way! I've coming in to land! Jafar, watch this!
[Jafar]
Spectacular, Your Highness.
[King]
Ooh! it was lovely.. Yes yes I-I doseem to have a knack for it. This is very
impressive youth And a prince besides. If we're lucky, you want to have marry
Jasmin after all.
[Jafar]
I don't trust him, Sire
[King]
Noncense. One thing I pride myself on.
[Jafar]
I'm an excellent judge of character.
[Iago]
Oh! excellent judge. yes, oh! not!
[King]
Jasmin will like this one.
[Aladdin]
And I'm pretty sure I'll like princess Jasmin.
[Jafar]
Your Highness, No! I must intercede on Jasmin's behalf. This boy is no different
from the others. What makes him think he is worth of the princess?
[Aladdin]
Your Majesty, I'm Prince Ali Ababwa. Just let her meet me. I will win the
daughter.
[Jasmin]
How dare you all of you. Standing around deciding my future. I'm not a prize to
be won
[King]
Oh dear! Ah! Don't worry, Prince Ali. Just give Jasmin time to cool down.
[Jafar]
I think its time to say good-bye to Abooboo.
[Aladdin]
What am I gonna do? Jasmin won't even let me talk to her. I should have known.
I could pull off this prince wish.
[Genie]
So move, Hey, That's a good move. I can't believe it. I'm losing to a rug.
[Aladdin]
Genie, I need a help.
[Genie]
All right. Sparky here's a deal. If you wanna court the little lady, you gotta be a
straight shutter. Do ya got it?
[Aladdin]
What?
[Genie]
TELL HER THE TRUTH!!!
[Aladdin]
No way! Jasmin found out I was really some crummy... street rat, she'd laugh me.
[Genie]
A woman appreciate a man who cn make her laugh. Al, all joking aside, you really
oughta be yourself.
[Aladdin]
Hey, that's the last thing I wanna be. Okay, I'm gonna go see her. I just ... I g ...
I gotta be smooth. Cool! Confident! How do I look?
[Genie]
Like prince
[Aladdin]
Princess Jasmin?
[Jasmin]
Who's there?
[Aladdin]
It's me. Prince Ali. Uh- Prince Ali Ababwa.
[Jasmin]
I do not want to see you.
[Aladdin]
No, no, no Please Princess. G- Give me a chance
[Jasmin]
Just leave me alone.
[Aladdin]
Down, down kitty
[Genie]
So how's our little beau doing?
[Carpet]
Look a mouse, Scat!
[Aladdin]
Come on kitty! Take of back down kitty
[Jasmin]
W-Wait wait? Do I know you?
[Aladdin]
Oh! no! no!
[Jasmin]
You remind me of someone I met in the marketplace.
[Aladdin]
The market place? I have servant who go to the marketplace for me. Why, I-I
even have servants who go to the marketplace for my servants. So it it couldn't
have been me you meet.
[Jasmin]
No I guess not.
[Genie]
Enough about you Casanova. Talk about her.
[Aladdin]
Huh?
[Genie]
She's smart, fun. The hair, eyes. Anything pick a feature.
[Aladdin]
Ahem, uh, Princess Jasmin? You're very ...
[Genie]
Wonderful, magnificent, glorious, punctual.
[Aladdin]
Punctual!
[Jasmin]
Punctual?
[Genie]
Sorry
[Aladdin]
Uh uh, beautiful.
[Genie]
Nice recovery
[Jasmin]
I'm reach too, you know.
[Aladdin]
Yeah
[Jasmin]
The daughter of the Sultan
[Alddin]
I know.
[Jasmin]
A fine prize for any place to marry.
[Aladdin]
Oh right right. A prince like me.
[Genie]
Warning! Warning!
[Jasmin]
Right, A prince like you. And every other stuffed shirts
[Aladdin]
Hey wait!
[Jasmin]
Swaggering peacock I've meet!
[Genie]
Mayday! mayday!
[Jasmin]
Just go jump off a balcony!
[Aladdin]
What? wha--
[Genie]
Stop her! Stop her! Want me to sting her?
[Aladdin]
Buzz off!
[Genie]
Okay fine. But remember be yourself!
[Aladdin]
Your right.
[Jasmin]
What?
[Aladdin]
Uh, uh, your right. You aren't just some prize to be won. You should be free to
make your own choice. I'll go now!
[Jasmin]
No!
[Aladdin]
What? What?
[Jasmin]
How? How are you doing that?
[Aladdin]
A magic carpet.
[Jasmin]
It's lovely.
[Aladdin]
You, uh, you don't want to go for a ride, do you? We could get out of the place
see the world.
[Jasmin]
Is it safe?
[Aladdin]
Sure, do you trust me?
[Jasmin]
What?
[Aladdin]
Do you trust me?
[Jasmin]
Yes!
[Song]
I can show you the world. Shining, shimmering, splendid. Tell me, princess, now
when did. You last let your heard decide? I can open your eyes. Take you
wonder by wonder. Over, sideways and under. On a magic carpet ride. A whole
new world. A new fantastic point of view. No one to tell us no. Or where to go.
Or say we're only dreaming. A whole new world. A dazzling place I never knew.
But when I'm way up here. It's crystal clear. That now I'm in a whole new world
with you. Now I'm in a whole new world with you. Unbelievable sights.
Indescribable feeling. Soaring, tumbling, freewheeling. Through an endless diamond
sky. A whole new world Don't you dare close your eyes A hundred thousand
things to see Hold your breath - it gets better I'm like a shooting star. I've
come so far. I can't go back to where I used to be. A whole new world Every
turn a surprise With new horizons to pursue Every moment, red-letter I'll
chase them anywhere. There's time to spare. Let me share this whole new world
with you. A whole new world. A whole new world. That's where we'll be.
That's where we'll be. A thrilling chase. A wondrous place. For you and me ---
[Jasmine]
It's all so magical.
[Aladdin]
Yeah.
[Jasmine]
It's a shame Abu had to miss this.
[Aladdin]
Nah, he hates fireworks. He doesn't really like flying, either. That is, oh, no!
[Jasmine]
You are the boy from the market! I knew it! Why did you lie to me?
[Aladdin]
Jasmine, I'm sorry.
[Jasmine]
Did you think that I was stupid?
[Aladdin]
No!
[Jasmine]
That I wouldn't figure it out?
[Aladdin]
No I- I mean I hope you wouldn't. Uh no that-- I mean...... That's not what I
meant.
[Jasmine]
Who are you? Tell me the truth!
[Aladdin]
The truth? The truth? The truth is... I-I-I sometimes dress as a commoner. Um,
To escape the pressures of palace life. But I really am a prince.
[Jasmine]
Why didn't you just tell me?
[Aladdin]
Well, you know, royalty going out into the city in disguise. It sounds a little
strange, don't you think?
[Jasmine]
Not that strange.
[Jasmine]
Good night, my handsome prince.
[Aladdin]
Sleep well princess. Yes!! For the first time in my life, things are starting to go
right. Hey! Abu! Abu!
[Guard]
Hold him!
[Jafar]
I'm afraid you're worn out your welcome, prince Abooboo.
[Aladdin]
Why - you dirty!
[Jafar]
Make sure he's never found.
[Genie]
Never fairs. You get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp. Hello! Al! Al, kid!
snap out of it! Oh, you can't cheat on this one. I can't help you unless you make a
wish! You have to say ,"Genie! I want you to save my life!" Got it? OK! Come
in, Aladdin! I'll take that as a YES! Up Scope! Don't you scare me like that!
[Aladdin]
Genie, uh I..., I... Thanks Genie.
[Genie]
Oh, Al, I'm getting kind of fond of you, kid. Not that I want to pick out curtains or
anything.
[King]
Jasmine?
[Jasmine]
Oh, Father, I just had the most wonderful time. I'm so happy.
[King]
You should be, Jasmine. I have chosen a husband for you.
[Jasmine]
What?
[King]
You will wed Jafar.
[Jafar]
You're speechless, I see. A fine quality in a wife.
[Jasmine]
I will never marry you. Father, I choose prince Ali.
[Jafar]
Prince Ali left.
[Aladdin]
Better check your crystal ball again, Jafar!
[Jasmine]
Prince Ali!
[Iago]
How in the... Awk!
[Aladdin]
Tell them the truth, Jafar! You tried to have me killed!
[Jafar]
What ridiculous nonsense, your highness. He's obviously lying.
[King]
Obviously lying.
[Jasmine]
Father, What's wrong with you?
[Aladdin]
I know what's wrong! Your highness! Jafar has been controlling you with this!
[King]
What, Jafar! You low traitor!
[Jafar]
Your majesty! All this can be explained!
[King]
Guards! Guards!
[Iago]
Well, that's it! we've dead! Just dig a grave for both of us. We're dead!
[King]
Arrest Jafar at once!
[Jafar]
This is not done yet, boy!
[King]
Find him! Search everywhere!
[Aladdin]
Jasmine, are you all right?
[Jasmine]
Oh, yes.
[King]
Jafar! My most trusted counselor. Plotting against me all this time. This is
horrible, just horrible. How will I ever... Can this be true? My daughter has findly
chosen a suitor. Praise Allah! You brilliant boy! I could kiss you. I won't...... I
leave that to my...... But you two will be wed at once! Yes, Yes! You'll be happy
and prosperous. And then you, my boy, will become Sultan.
[Aladdin]
Sultan?
[King]
Yes, fine, upstanding youth such as yourself, a person of unimpeachable moral
character is exactly what this kingdom needs!
[Iago]
We gotta get out of here! We gotta get out. I gotta start packing, your highness.
Only essential, we gotta travel light! Bring the guns, the weapons, the knives! And
how about this picture? I don't know. I think I'm making a weird face in it. Oh,
boy, he's cracked. He's gone nuts. Jafar, Jafar! Get a grip! Good grip!
[Jafar]
Prince Ali is nothing more than that ragged urchin Aladdin. He has the lamp.
[Iago]
Why that miserable...
[Jafar]
But you are going to relieve him of it.
[Iago]
Me?
[Aladdin]
Sultan? They want me to be a Sultan?
[Genie]
Huzzah! Hell the conquering hero. Aladdin, you're just won the heart of the princess.
What are you going to do next? Your line is 'I'm going to free the Genie!'
Anytime!
[Aladdin]
Genie, I can't.
[Genie]
Sure you can. You just go. Genie, I wish you free!
[Aladdin]
I'm serious! Look I'm sorry. I really am. But they wanna make me Sultan. No,
they wanna make Prince Ali Sultan without you, I'm just Aladdin.
[Genie]
Al, you won!
[Aladdin]
Because of you! The only reason anyone think I'm worth anything is because of
you! What if they find out I'm not really a prince? What if Jasmine finds out? I'd
lose her. Genie, I can't keep this up on my own. I, I can't wish you free.
[Genie]
Fine, I understand. After all, you've lied to everyone else. I was beginning to feel
left out. Now, if you'll excuse me, Master.
[Aladdin]
Genie, I'm really sorry. Well, fine! then just,...... Stay in there! What are you
guys looking at? Look, I, I'm sor, Abu, I'm sorr-sorry, I didn't, Wait, Come on.
What am I doing? Genie is right. I, I gotta tell Jasmine the truth.
[Iago]
Ali, oh Ali, will you come here?
[Aladdin]
Here goes. Jasmine, Where are you?
[Iago]
Out in the menagerie, hurry.
[Aladdin]
I'm coming. He...
[Iago]
You got a problem, pinking jerk Boy, Jafar is gonna be happy to see you.
[Iago in Jafar's voice]
Excellent work, Iago.
[Iago]
Ah, go on.
[Iago in Jafar's voice]
No, really on the scale of one to ten. you are an eleven!
[Iago]
Oh, Jafar, you too kind! I'm embarrassed, I'm blushing!
[King]
People of Agrabah, my daughter has finally chosen her suitor!
[Aladdin]
Jasmine?
[Jasmine]
Al, where have you been?
[Aladdin]
Jasmine, there's something I got to tell you.
[Jasmine]
The whole kingdom has turned out for father's announcement.
[Aladdin]
No, but Jasmine, listen, please.
[Jasmine]
Good luck!
[King]
Prince Ali Abuabwa.
[Aladdin]
Oh, boy.
[Iago]
Now look at them. Cheering that little pipsqueak!
[Jafar]
Let them cheer.
[Genie]
No, Al, I'm getting really... I don't think you're him. Tonight the part of Al will be
played by a tall dark and sinister ugly man.
[Jafar]
I'm your master now.
[Genie]
I'm afraid of that.
[Jafar]
Grand me my first wish. I wish to rule on high as Sultan!
[King]
Whoa! Bless my soul, What is this? What ... What is going on? I... oh! my
goodness, What's happening?
[Jasmine]
Father!
[King]
Jafar, you vile betrayer!
[Iago]
That's Sultan vile betrayer to you!
[Aladdin]
Oh, yeah? We'll just see about that! The lamp!
[Jafar]
Finders, keepers, Abooboo.
[Aladdin]
Genie, No!
[Genie]
Sorry, kid. I got a new master now.
[King]
Jafar, I order you to stop!
[Jafar]
But there's a new order now. My order! Finally you will bow to me!
[Jasmine]
We will never bow to you!
[Iago]
Why am I not surprised?
[Jafar]
If you won't bow before a Sultan, then you will cower before a sorcerer! Genie , my
second wish. I wish to be the most powerful sorcerer in the world!
[Aladdin]
Genie, stop!
[Iago]
Ladies and genttemen a warm Agrabah welcome for sorcerer Jafar!
[Jafar]
Now, where were we? Ah, yes. Abject humiliation! Down boy! Oh, princess, there's
someone. I'm dying to introduce to you.
[Aladdin]
Jafar! Get your hand off her!
[Song]
Prince Ali, yes it is he But not as you know him Read my lips and come to grips
with reality Yes, meet a blast from your past Whose lies were too good to last Say
hello to your precious Prince Ali!
[Iago]
Or should be say Aladdin?
[Jasmin]
Ali what ...
[Aladdin]
Jasmin, I ... tried to tell you. I'm just ...
[Song]
So Ali turns out to be merely Aladdin Just a con, need I go on? Take it from me
His personality flaws Give me adequate cause To send him packing on a one-way
trip So his prospects take a terminal dip His assets frozen, the venue chosen Is the
ends of the earth - whoopee! So long, ex-Prince Ali!
[Aladdin]
Abu! Abu! This is all my fault. I I should have freed the genie when I had the
chance. Are you OK? I'm sorry Abu. I... I made a mess of everything somehow. I
gotta go back and set things right. Carpet! Abu, start digging! That's it. Yeah. All
right. Now, back to Agrabah! Let's go!
[Iago]
Puppet ruler want a cracker? Here's your cracker! Shove them all the way down
your throat! Here, have lots!
[Jasmine]
Stop it! Jafar, leave him alone.
[Jafar]
It pains me to see you be reduced to this, Jasmine. A beautiful desert bloom such
as yourself should be on the arm of the most powerful man in the world. What do
you say my dear? Why, with you as my queen.
[Jasmine]
Never!
[Jafar]
I'll teach you some respect! No, Genie. I have decided to make my final wish. I
wish for princess Jasmine to fall desperately in love with me.
[Genie]
Ah, master. There a few addends some quid, pro, quo...
[Jafar]
Don't talk back to me! You big blue lout! You will do what I order you to do,
slave!
[Jasmine]
Jafar? I've never realized how incredibly handsome you are.
[Jafar]
That's better. Now pussycat. Tell me about myself.
[Jasmine]
You're tall, dark, well-dressed.
[Genie]
Al, Al, you little buddy! Al, I can't help you. I work for senor psychopath now.
What are you gonna do?
[Aladdin]
Hey, I'm a street rat, remember. I'll improvise.
[Jafar]
Go on.
[Jasmine]
And your beard is so twisted. You've stolen my heart.
[Iago]
Jaf--!
[Jafar]
And the street rat?
[Jasmine]
What street rat?
[Jafar]
That was ...... You! How many times do I have to kill you, boy!
[Jasmin]
No
[Aladdin]
Get the lamp!
[Jafar]
No, princess! Your time is up!
[Aladdin]
Jasmine!
[Iago]
Oh, nice shot, Jafar!
[Jafar]
Don't toy with me!
[Aladdin]
Abu!
[Jafar]
Things are unraveling fast now, boy! Get the point? I'm just getting warned up!
[Aladdin]
Are you afraid to fight me yourself, you cowardly snake?
[Jafar]
A snake am I? Perhaps you'd like to see how snakelike I can be.
[Genie]
Ricken, racken, rocken, rake! Stick that sword into that snake!
[Jafar]
You stay out of this!
[Genie]
Jafar, Jafar, he's our man. If he can't do it, GREAT!
[Jasmine]
Aladdin!
[Aladdin]
Jasmine, hang on!
[Jafar]
You little fool. You thought you could defeat the most powerful being on earth!
[Iago]
Squeeze him, Jafar. Squeeze him like...
[Jafar]
Without the Genie, boy. You're nothing!
[Aladdin]
The Genie! The Genie! The Genie has more power than you'll ever have!
[Jafar]
What?
[Aladdin]
He gives you your power, he can take it away!
[Genie]
Al, what are you doing? Why are you bringing me into this?
[Aladdin]
Face it Jafar. You're still just second best.
[Jafar]
You're right. His power does exceed my own! But not for long.
[Genie]
The boy's crazy. He's a little punch drunk. One too many hits with the snake.
[Jafar]
Slave, I made my third wish! I wish to be an all-powerful Genie!
[Genie]
All right. Your wish is my command. Way to go, Al.
[Jafar]
Yes! Yes! The power! The absolute power!
[Jasmine]
What have you done?
[Aladdin]
Trust me!
[Jafar]
The universe is mine to command! to control!
[Aladdin]
Not so fast, Jafar, aren't you forgetting something?
[Jafar]
Huh?
[Aladdin]
You wanted to be a Genie. You got it.
[Jafar]
What?
[Aladdin]
And everything that goes with it.
[Jafar]
No, No!
[Iago]
I'm getting outta here!
[Aladdin]
Phenomenal cosmic powers!
[Iago]
Come on. You're the Genie! I don't...
[Aladdin]
I tty bitty living space.
[Genie]
Al, you little genius, you!
[Jafar]
Get your bleasted beak out of my face!
[Iago]
Oh! Shut up, ya moron!
[Jafar]
Don't tell me to shut up.
[Genie]
Allow me. 10,000 years in a cave of wonders ought to chill him out!
[Jafar]
Moron! You know it stinks in here. Shut up
[Aladdin]
Jasmine, I'm sorry I lied to you about being a prince.
[Jasmine]
I know why you did.
[Aladdin]
Well, I guess this is good-bye.
[Jasmine]
Oh, that's stupid law. This isn't fair. I love you.
[Genie]
Al, no problem. You still got one wish left. Just say the word and you're a prince
again.
[Aladdin]
But Genie, what about your freedom?
[Genie]
Hey, It's only an eternity of servitude. This is love. Al, you're not gonna find
another girl like her in a million years. Believe me. I know. I've looked.
[Aladdin]
Jasmine, I do love you, but ...I gotta stop pretending to be something I'm not.
[Jasmine]
I understand.
[Aladdin]
Genie, I wish for your freedom.
[Genie]
One bona fide prince pedigree coming up! What?
[Aladdin]
Genie, you're free!
[Genie]
I'm free! I'm free! Quick! Quick! Wish for something outrageous. Say 'I want
the Nile'. Wish for the Nile. Try that!
[Aladdin]
I wish for the Nile!
[Genie]
No way! Does that feel good! I'm free, I'm free at last! I'm hitting the road.
I'm off to see the world. I'm --
[Aladdin]
Genie, I'm, I'm gonna miss you.
[Genie]
Me too, Al. No matter what anybody says you'll always be a prince to me.
[King]
That's right. You've certainly proven your worth as far as I'm concerned. It's that
law. That's the problem.
[Jasmine]
Father?
[King]
Well, am I Sultan or am I Sultan? From this day forth the princess shall marry
whoever she deems worthy.
[Jasmine]
Him! I choose. I choose you, Aladdin.
[Aladdin]
Ha, call me Al.
[Genie]
Oh, all of you come over here. Big group hug. Group hug. Do you mind if I kiss
the monkey? Oh, hair ball! Well, I can't do any damage around this popsicle stand.
I'm outta here bye-bye! You two crazy lovebird! Hey, rugman, ciao! I'm history!
No, I'm mythology! I don't care about what I am! I'm free!
[Song]
A whole new world A whole new life for you and me. A whole new world
[Genie]
Made ya look!
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